Have A Bloody Valentine
Happy Valentine’s Day from gruesome little me!
Being neither pro- nor anti-Valentine, I will simply be sharing some favored quotes from horror-filled Valentine’s Day films. Enjoy!
Max: What’s the problem?
Lily: The problem is that you turned out to be a cheap, hypocritical sleazeball!
Max: Yeah, but you knew that. So… does this mean you’re not gonna be my Valentine? – Valentine (2001)
Chief Jake Newby: Better read the card first. – My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Burke: [to a crime scene corpse] Happy fucking Valentine’s Day. – My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Dorothy: Roses are red, Violets are blue, They’ll need dental records to identify you. – Valentine (2001)
Mayor Hanniger: From the heart comes a warning, filled with bloody good – cheer, remember what happened as the 14th draws – near! [Hanniger opens the box to find a blood-soaked heart inside] – My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Officer Hinch: [looking at a candy box with a human heart inside] Think I waited too long to retire. – My Bloody Valentine (2009)